I may do something this week. I feel illness coming on and so I will have the time.


Pythonesque SketchMrs. J: Hello Mrs. Harris.Pythonesque Sketch
Mrs. H: Hello, Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. J: How are you, love?
Mrs. H: Oh, Im fine. How are you?
Mrs. J: I would have been fine if my husband hadnt gotten ill yesterday.
Mrs. H: Oh, I know! Husbands are so inconsiderate.
Mrs. J: I called up the doctor to make an appointment for him, and what does the receptionist say?
Mrs. H: She asks whats he got.
Mrs. J: She does! I say, I dont know!
PARADISE

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